great escape
while performing the act of -n-l s-x, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your p-n-s in her -ss. then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.
she didn’t know whose c-ck was up her -ss when i pulled a great escape on her.
while performing the act of -n-l s-x, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your d-ck in her -ss. then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.
she didn’t know whose c-ck was in her -ss once i pulled a great escape on her.
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