great-grandMILF


a really, really old mom i’d like to f-ck.
david: “d-mn that b-tch is smoking hot. i’d really like to get into her panties.”

frank: “dude, she’s like ninety-eight years old! she’s in a f-cking wheelchair and i doubt she’s wearing panties… probably depends and a catheter or something. and look at that blank stare. she probably has alzheimer’s and wouldn’t even know what’s going on. you’re f-cking sick, man.”

david: “what can i say? she’s a great-grandmilf.”

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