Great Mayo Blaster
when you’re girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo…and begin to jerk off. when you are a mere 2-3 pumps away from climax you put your d-ck in the sandwich which contains boars head cold cuts and extra mayo, and you give her a bite while holding the sandwich together you pump into it, thus ‘blasting her’ with a combination of s-m-n & h-llmanns mayo. bring out the h-llmanns & bring out the best!!
this guy at my favorite jersey deli counter said they were out of mortadella, so he made me a great mayo blaster sandwich and it was too salty!!
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