Great Northern Train Wreck


the great northern train wreck or gntw is an explicit s-x move involving five males and two females. the steps to performing the gntw are as follows:
1) male #1 sits on chair.
2) female #1 rides male #1 facing away from him.
3) male #2 does a hand stand in front of female #1.
4) female #1 insert male #2s p-n-s into her mouth.
5) female #2 stands behind male #2 and feasts on his -n-s.
6) male #3 lies on his back, between female #2 legs and male #2s arms.
7) female #2 rides male #3.
8) male #4 stands directly behind female #2 and rams her -n-s with his p-n-s.
9) male #5 puts his feet on male #4s shoulders and hands on male #1s shoulders. arching over top of the rest of the party.
10) female #2 gives a hand job to male #5.

note: warnings must be given before loads are blown.
hey chris, julian, scott and adam, lets great northern train wreck those two hoes!

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