Greek Cheese


#1 a douchebag of greek descent whose douchebaggery is so pr-nounced that it causes the offender to smell like cheese. this offensive dairy aroma should serve to warn others that conversations with this person will lead to the desire to bang your head against a brick wall.

#2 a greasy, unsnipped foreigner who trains dogs, and pounds unsuspecting ladies in the -ss, or, on occasion pounds unsuspecting dogs in the -ss

#3 a tasty addition to any salad
ugh…greek cheese is talking about sharp/shy dogs again. i bet he likes sharp/shy -ss pounding
the name given to a s-m-n-covered sh-t taken after -n-l intercourse.
“just after i had buried my seed deep into cecil’s upper colon, he sqatted over my chest and squeezed out a big, nasty lump of greek cheese”

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