green apple satanists
people that worship the only real evil in the world, green apple jolly rancher water flavoring. this group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular satanists and the kkk combined.
guy one: hey, have you heard of the green apple satanists?
guy two: stay away from them! they’ll sacrifice then eat your new born
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