green apple splatters
having explosive diarrhea
after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters
diarrhea, cant get any simpler than that.
guy #1 – omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!
guy #2 – whats wrong with him
guy #3 – hees got the green apple splatter
the runs
man i got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)
aka “cider poo” drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird
d-mn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the “green apple splatters”
a case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. often accompanied by a burning sensation. if the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
“dude, i was at the park the other day after i ate a bowl of my dad’s chilli and i didn’t make it to the toilet in time. green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home.”
the proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the -n-s on the way out.
dave: “kev are you ok in there?”
kev : “no mate im sh-tting brown water that is burning the f-ck outta my -ss!”
dave: “that’ll be the green apple splatters, dude”
kev : “it was your idea to buy that cheap f-cking scrumpy, you tw-t!”
to be very ill, and take a green , diarea sh-t, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs
im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.
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