green apple two-step


the popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one’s belly and clenches their b-ttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.
everyone laughed as uncle charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had thanksgiving dinner at the bombay kitchen.

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