green apple


the most delicious curvacious type of booty
gary: did you see the green apple on that girl?
chase: pretty sure that was a guy.
a juicy round green lump of fruit
granny smith yummmmmmmmmmmmm
a code word you say to your parents when your friend is standing right next to you and you are at someones house and you want to get picked up without making the other person feel bad.

makes the tension before your parents arrival have alot less tension.

works good with non understanding friends that dont want you to leave and always tries to make plans with you
mom:” so do you want me to come and get you?”
you:”um, yea get some green apples”
mom:”ok i’ll be there in 10 minutes”
you:” aww man, ok bye”

you:”john, shes picking me up in 10 minutes”

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