Green Beaned
discovering, after initiating the performance of oral s-x on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of gonorrhea or chlamydia.
roger picked up a prost-tute on the way home from the bar on tuesday. he paid her $20 to perform oral on her. unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been green beaned and tossed her -ss out of his car. he stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.
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