green crime


when you go against the law to save the world.
when someone leaves a target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from target. green crime! in saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from target to burn calories instead of gas.

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