Green Detour


1. an unintentional lengthening of one’s car ride by taking wrong turns; primarily due to the driver being high on weed.

2. an intentional lengthening of one’s car ride so that the driver and/or p-ssengers may smoke weed. see bake route.
susan: “john why are you so late?! transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!”
john: “sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie.”

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