green ketchup


slang, used by farmers situated in northumberland to describe the deposit left on their p-n-s once removed from a donkey’s mouth.
steve’s mam: f–k steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
steve: f–k mam, its ye green ketchup. like. from da donkey. f–k

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