Green Key


a word pr-nounced with an emphasis on the “green” and key is said sharply. the definition of green key is an imaginary object lost to try and talk to a person or start a conversation.
“mister, i lost my green key?” said kelly.
“ah, your green key?” said austin
“i found your green key.” said a girl in the distance
the key to your mind, marijuana.
john: yo i’m feeling down man
chris: use the green key to free yourself man
-takes puff-
john: i think i’m gonna be alright.
chris: <3 no h-m-

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