green lantern that ho
a s-xual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl’s v-g-n-.
me and old girl were messing around, but i forgot to take off my cl-ss ring. i just had to green lantern that ho.
when you take a p–p in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.
tom: my girl is h-rny, i think i’m gonna green spiderman that ho.
jason: naa green lantern that ho.
tom: i ran out of laxatives last night.
jason: its okay just eat at taco bell.
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