green man


the masking of charlie kelly to become green man, first established in high school as his schools mascot.
charlie wears a green body suit and does some dancing, generally happens when drunk or drugged. frank referred to as ‘holy sh-t that lizard talks!’
me: oh hey green man!
green man : -interpretative dance dance-
me: d00d you’re awesome
a local mascot seen at philadelphia sports events.
greenman is dressed completely in green spandex.
when your low on the greens and your in need of some haze, you call your “greenman” which in simple form is your pot dealer.
glenn: bro, wtf are you doing?
mark: i’m going to call my greenman and smoke a fat blunt.
an exotic dancer at gay clubs and bars
ambiguously green and in a body suite, greenman entertained the crowd
completely loved-up with your girlfriend
i am totally greenmanned – cathy b you are the one for me. lets have babies, but don’t tell starmers, coz he is such a legend and player and i want to be like him.

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