green taquito



the act of the “green taquito” is when a fat mexican prost-tute chugs a bottle of tabasco sauce and chokes while partaking in oral s-x and pukes all over your d-ck, giving your genitals a green tint.
“i don’t think i’ll ever drink tequila ever again dude because last time i did, i woke up with a green taquito.”

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