green tea


green tea is green tea if it’s just green tea
the man at starbucks gave me green tea
an asian variety of tea named for its green color. amazingly, this tea is mind-blowingly healthy in about every aspect. even fights cancer.
at the sushi bar, they served me green tea. after drinking it, i felt somewhat rejuvenated!
green tea is the new aloe.
green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

barberess at hairkuttery: would you like the tea tree shampoo?
contra-dictionarian: what’s that?
barberess at hairkuttery: green tea is the new aloe.
contra-dictionarian: sweet – maybe that will cure my crabs.
a drink that gets you pumped.
rico: “i’m freakin’ pumped! i’ve been drinking green tea all godd-mn day!”
a drink made from the plant species camellia sinensis. it is more oxidized than white tea but less than oolong tea and black tea.
green tea is a true tea. don’t believe those filthy vegan hippies that try to sell you “licorice tea” or some other cr-p that’s made from the marijuana plant.
n. when you come to a conclusion or agreement with the person or persons you are having a conversation with.
homeboy: yo n-gg- you got dat dro or what?
me: greentea mo’f-cka
syn. = guarantee, for sure
when you are around your parents and or someone where its not appropriate to talk about s-x, you substiute the word “s-x” with the word “green tea.”
chelsea: “bobby, how was your green tea last night??”
bobby: “it was amazing! the best green tea i’ve ever had!”

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