Green towel


a habit, action or object that would be considered inconsistent with one’s personality; the one anomaly in a person’s pattern of behavior.
normally, he was an organized person, but his filthy desk was his green towel.
used to clean up tooth paste and sprite. a very nice accessory to have hanging off your bed
nathan has a green towel

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