Green Weathered Friend


a friend that only seems to come around when you have weed. they may come over from time-to-time when you’re dry but a majority of their visits are based on you having some green.
dean came over last night for a toke and said he’d come out wakeboarding at 6am the next day. but he never showed up and never returned my calls until later that night when i got a text asking if i had heard from my supplier. such a douche and a green weathered friend.

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