Greened


the art of alt-tude adjustment to enhance the appearance of a vehicle, to put it on the ground and add att-tude, to fear speed humps and turn heads wherever it may go.
if your car has been greened, it is lower than a red bellied black snake!
failed, parred, boyd, f-cked up. derived from england goalkeeper robert greens mistake against usa in the 2010 world cup.
a: ‘you’re well fat’
b: ‘at least i can diet, you’ll always be ugly’
everyone else: ‘ohhhhh greened!’

oh my god i just greened that shot!
when something coming at you or something said from another person goes right by you. taken from england goalkeeper, robert green’s, marvelous gaff during the first england game versus us in the 2010 world cup.
what was it that you said? it greened right by me.

i got so greened by that ball coming at me!!!
1. to be swindled out of money.
2. to sell items to raise money for a cause but pocket what is earned.
3. to be the subject of reporting on a social networking site as a matter of spite or vengeance.
that chick said she was raising money for st. judes but then she totally greened everyone.

man, i totally got greened when i sold my jeep!

that guy greened me on facebook because i slept with his girlfriend!

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