Greenhaven Rye New York


they’ll all have three children and marry an affluent man who will support their tennis lifestyle as they purchase a house in greenhaven. then, their oldest will go to a boarding school, and the other two will go to rye neck. their son will be on the rye neck football team, and their mother will show up to every game trying to live vicariously through their child and mentally remain in high school. eventually, they’ll die, and they won’t have done anything productive, and they’ll spend their lives thinking of the ‘good times’ in high school and hiding their extreme alcoholism.
that kid with the popped collar and pretentious look on his face is probably from greenhaven rye new york.

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