Greenononia
theory developed by two shawnee high school graduates that states the following:
1) females that attend, or have attended, greenon high school will be socially attached to students or alumni of greenon for the rest of their lives.
2) females that attend, or have attended, greenon high school are physically unable to date male companions that are -ssociated, or have been -ssociated, with school districts outside of the greenon school district (such actions as “leading on”, “accidental flirting”, “c-ck teasing”, and “scr-w-ng guys over” are the resultants of non-greenon based companionship).
3) greenon students and alumni naturally form “cliques” in their high school careers, and then transfer these “cliques” to public universities throughout the state of ohio (exceptions include overweight weed smokers that fail to get decent enough grades to get themselves into a public inst-tution, and thus end up shoveling cow sh-t at young’s jersey dairy until they’re 45 years of age).
4) the “above average” looking females (6 out of 10 in a normal society) are looked more as 9 and 10 out of 10 rated individuals in the town of enon due to the fact that half the female population in enon is eligible for the “best in show” award in the dairy cow category at the annual clark county fair.
5) if you do not, or have not, attended greenon high school, seeking companionship with a “knight” will lead to failure (often results in drunken phone calls, sobbing, punching of walls, use of poor judgment, and possible altercations with greenon students and or alumni).
joe, from a standard public school, meets susie of greenon high school. they hang out every weekend for some three months, but unexpectedly, susie begins to avoid joe and becomes a total b-tch. joe has just come in contact with the theory of “greenononia”.
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