greetard
noun: wal-mart “greeter”
“no, i don’t want to go to wal-mart, phillip. those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that i didn’t shoplift it. sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when i’m leaving. i don’t like being treated like a criminal. let’s go to k-mart or target instead.”
noun: walmart greeter
an employee hired by walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire r-t-rds. just another reason to not go to walmart.
bill: dude, i don’t want to go to walmart, i’m afraid i’ll step in the greetards sh-t.
jim: yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.
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