Greg Called


a phrase used to out your friend when he’s only talking to a chick due to beer goggles.
friend: “dude, greg called.”
guy w/ beerg oggles: “thanks bro. sorry hun, gotta take this call.”

(walking away from ugly chick)
guy w/ beer goggles: “thanks man.”
friend: “no problem, i was afraid i’d hear a coyote ugly story from you tomorrow.”

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