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Greg Swanson

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• Diego-ing

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• S.T.A.P.L.E.S.

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• Stavi

  a half-erection a man gets when looking at an attractive girl with the intent to have s-x; or while reading an issue of good housekeeping. related to the term “chubby,” but more apt to normal conversation. “mich-lle is bending over, it’s really giving me a stavi.” another term for a man to m-st-rb-t- bro, i […]

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