grenade break up
an extremely bad break up that could become violent. sh-t hit’s the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.
after this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate s-x. you will always despise your ex after this.
boyfriend: “i hate you and never want to see you again you psycho wh-r-.. were finished!!!”
girlfriend: “i never want to see you again either douche bag, i’m getting laid tonight by another guy don’t you worry!!”
boyfriend: “been there done that… i’ll be smashing two sk-nks by midnight, peace out!”
girlfriend: “you sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler d-ck”
mutual friend of both: “d-mn did you hear what happen to them… total grenade break up”
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