Grenade Magnet


a guy who only seems to attract ugly girls
seamus: whats up with graham he is such a grenade magnet! did you see all them grenades jumping at his junk.
franny: poor guy i hear he was pulling out shrapnel for days after going home with roxanne!
when playing a video game a person becomes the target for all grenades.
did you see how many grenades just hit her. she is such a grenade magnet.

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