grettle


verb; to push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. this phrase is an homage to grettle the great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.
dude, i totally grettled that b-tch!

she pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.

that insult wasn’t a burn, it was an all out grettle.
female taint, the sp-ce between the back of the v-g-n- and the r-ct-m (aka, the bottom of the apple)
the poor guy went down on me but for some reason kept licking my grettle like it was going to get me off — i burned his number, what a loser!

after 5 kids her grettle looked like it had been in a motor cycle accident!

the drunk guy with a short d-ck bruised her grettle
daughter of tyman and mary, sister to vanessa, tyler, and tedel
grettle is so darn tootin cool

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