Gretzkying


a gutsy approach in a given situation. it involves the act of taking a chance where you have nothing to lose; knowing that if you never try, the outcome will forever remain unknown.

inspired by wayne gretzky’s famous quote-
“you miss 100% of the shots you never take.”

most commonly used in a situation which involves approaching a member of the opposite s-x.
lucas: c’mon bro, just send her a friend request.
aaron: nah man, she’ll prob just think im weird.
lucas: what do you have to lose? gretzky that sh-t, man.

robbie: there’s a new job oppening at the dunkin’ donuts.
michael: so, why don’t you apply?
robbie: iuno, i don’t think i’m qualified.
michael: you’re being a p-ssy.
robbie: you’re right. f-ck it, i’m gretzkying it!

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