Griddle Bang


during s-x, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male’s member. in the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.
i really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with saundra the other night.

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