Gridlock Douche
someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.
when the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
i was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.
i stopped at the green light because i could clearly see traffic was b-mper-to-b-mper on the other side. so when the jack-ss behind me started beeping i yelled back, “sorry, i’m not a gridlock douche like you.”
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