Griffus


the act of injuring oneself in a freak and unusual manner.
i was sleeping on the top bunk, when i suddenly woke up on the floor and realized i had griffused myself.

after being pepper sprayed in the face, i became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.
a group of people who are highly creative. the men in the family can make just about anything work with a little duct tape. innovative. rather outdoorsy and great fun to be around. these people know how to have a good time.
“man, those griffus’ sure know how to throw a party!”

“something breaks, just call a griffus man”

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