Grifted


it’s when you’re samuel l jackson, and you make a really bad movie about banging your daughter because you didn’t know it was your daughter, and then you give all your blood to her in a transfusion and then you die.
“d-mn son, ally just got out of prison and straight up grifted her kid yo!”

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