an individual that realizes, typically in his formative years, that the insecurity he has strugled with his whole life is actually latent h-m-s-xuality. this type of h-m-s-xuality is often a catalytic, rebelous response to an “overbearing” parent/parent figure; whom trys to re-live their dreams of playing in the nfl through their children. grimebob’s often become infatuated with blumpkins.
when it occured to magnus that he would never beat wes welker in a foot race, he realized he was nothing more than a grimebob
- cut the curtains
a phrase used to tell someone off who is a major drama queen. used to symbolize the drama queen up on a stage acting out and you cut the curtains and pull him/her back into reality. similar sayings are: cut the cr-p; you’re so full of sh-t; shut up already i don’t wanna hear about […]
the act of masturbation in front of the ones computer resulting in j-zz on the key board. i was wackin’ off so hard to the p-rn- on my computer i didn’t even notice that i got c-m on my key board.
- hungry up to my rib cage
hunger pains that pulsate up to your sternum after being on three connecting flights and two trains without a moment to eat i realized i was hungry up to my rib cage
when a friend’s uncle is particularly good looking. samantha’s uncle is so hot, he’s a hunkle! the hunk of tangled hair that comes to rest in your b-tt crack while rinsing your hair in the shower. omg after i rinsed my hair out i was washing my -ss with my loofa and found a huge […]
a secret society (found in all countries) who really like plants. hey are you going to that hyperpipergoligists meeting tonight