Grimoira
the female version of a grimoire, a magic textbook explaining the inner workings of magic. a grimoira is usually more powerful, but has a bit of a jealous side. she waits and dreams for her prince grimoire to come, but has a horrible distaste for other grimoira’s. hopes to one day raise a family of little grimbabies.
one second i have to check my grimoira for that spell.
hey you can’t say that to my grimoira! that’s s-xual har-ssment!
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