Grimp


in the gaming world, a superior player. one who “ownz”. you are sure to be pwned by a grimp (also see grimped)
d-mn that grimp just pwned me again.
relatively ambiguous, grimp means whatever the user wants it to mean. intended to undermine the general purpose of language and provide a word when the appropriate word is unavailable, grimp is mostly used as a verb.
dude, were you grimping last night?

i knew i could have gotten her number, but after i grimped, there was no chance.

way to be that guy, you grimped all over my mattress.
a fict-tious word used to describe nearly any situation. most often, grimp is used to replace the word ‘f-ck’ in social settings where dropping the f-bomb isn’t considered kosher.
“yeah, well grimp you man!” “i’m gunna grimp the h-ll out of you one of these times” “dude don’t grimp me so hard, that hurts”
the by-product of a fat chicks tampon and a half-a-r-t-rds drain babies. usually has a lumpy horse face and a crooked mouth.
dude 1: hey dude 2, did you just see that?
dude 2: yeah. it just crawled out of the deck drain.
dude 1: i think it was a grimp.
dude 2: that’s disgusting. look at its face, it’s all crooked.
another word for “taint” or “chode.” the area between your -sshole and your n-ts-ck.
i need to go shave my grimp. your moms is comin’ over tonight!
another word for “dump” or “p–p”.
i have to take a hairy grimp..you may want to use air freshner when i’m done.

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