grind cup
protection for one’s junk… ya know, so that it may remain able-bodied and virile enough for the female species to grind on for a man’s full lifetime
before i get on my splits machine i make sure to put on my grind cup in case any sudden, random projectiles come flying at my c-ck and b-lls.
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