Gringo Burrito
‘white boy’ created burrito that is not on the menu at mexican food restaurants.
it can be special ordered, but the dirty looks and racial comments can be devastating and who knows what special ‘extras’ the cooks may add just because they have to put together this non-hispanic abomination.
it can be created by adding individual ingredients.
ingredients:
flour tortilla
cheese quesadilla, sliced
french fries
sour cream
open warm flour tortilla
add sour cream
add sliced quesadilla pieces
add french fries
close one end of tortilla and roll burrito style
i ordered a french fry,cheese and sour cream burrito, and the lady behind the counter said “que?” and looked at me funny.
so the next time i just ordered a tortilla, a quesadilla,side of sour cream and french fries…. the gringo burrito baby!
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