Grip and Rip


when you hug somebody and as they embrace it, you fart
at my friends wedding, i gave her a congradulatory grip and rip
when you jerk off dry inside of coveralls at work
c.b: hey thomas what did you do today

thomas: i just had a grip and rip in the sieve shack today inside of my coveralls

c.b: thats sick and rad i’m canadian

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