grismer
any combination of bodily fluid(s), acc-mulating during coitus. only acknowledged if resulting in a stain, pool, or visible clot.
typical post-coital exchange:
“sweetie… (drag off cig) that was nice.”
“honey, you got a little grismer on you.” (points in general direction)
(wipes) “oh, um, there. did i get it?”
“sort of. it’s right there. on your cheek. i’ll get it.”
and…. cuddle! (end of scene.)
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