Grissues
grissues : ‘girl issues’.
any female problem/s usually arising as a result of pms, sickness, b-tchiness or drunkeness.
it should be noted that grissues can often be used as a false excuse when somebody is trying to get themselves out of a situation.
john: dude where did you n joanne disappear to at the party last night?
mike: grissues!
john: say no more…
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