Gristler
someone who causes a rash when going down on a girl.
i hate being the gristler of the family.
an angry “get that b-tch back” s-xual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of -ss-to-mouth (atm) action.
just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your p-ck-r out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. then, cram your p-ck-r so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. this elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. by doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty sh-t.
the dumb b-tch will need a good mouthwash and won’t soon atm again, but she will learn her lesson.
bill: man, janelle is such a b-tch.
luke: what did she do bro?
bill: she wouldn’t swallow for me again last night.
luke: d-mn dude, what are you going to do about that?
bill: already done dude. i hit her up with a “gristler” this morning and she won’t soon forget that i’m the boss.
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