Grits Bowl


1. a task performed by a specific individual or group from the u.s. south in exchange for compensation.
2. a u.s. southerners protected job, project, program etc…
3. u.s. south version of rice bowl.
billy bob: “i don’t need jim bob. i can change the tire myself”.
bobby ted: “but billy bob, ya gotta let jim bob fix it. that’s his grits bowl”.

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