Gro-Hawk
the infamous gro-hawk, which is actually is the shortened version of “gross mohawk”. it occurs when (typically) a boy who has an even cut, grows tired of it, and then styles it as a mohawk, (spiked up hair in the middle area).
dan thought the ladies liked versatility, so he made a gro-hawk out of his even-cut hair. he does not know why all the girls laughed uncontrollably whenever they p-ssed him.
guy 1:(to himself) man, i’ve worn the same hairstyle since i was in 6th grade… i need something new. -grabs hair gel from his grandfather’s house and smears it onto his hair, styling it like a mohawk, but leaving it to the normal sh-g on the sides- oh yeah, they ladies gon like me now!
(goes to school)
friend: dude!, what happened to your head, man?
guy 1: it’s a mohawk, duh!
friend: more like a gro-hawk! -sighs while shaking head, walks away-
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