Grocery chill
a cold someone gets when walking in a frozen’s aisle (milk, yogurt, cheese etc.) of any supermarket. this usually happens because the person is too stubborn to bring a sweatshirt.
mike: hey john, why do you have goose b-mps on you’re arm? it’s only like 77 f!!
john: oh no it’s not that; i got a grocery chill when picking up my milk supply at shoprite…
mike: oh… now i see… well get better bro!
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