Grocery Gremlin


an old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
person 1: “dude what took so long with the munchies it’s like 2 in the morning?”

person 2: “sorry man i got stuck behind this old cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store.”

person 1: “wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink.”

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