Groentjuh


“to do a groentjuh”:

to mention vital or (more) detailed information in chat messages completely enclosed in parentheses, often after a preceding message roughly addressing the topic.

or, more general: simply the act of putting chat in parentheses which is more than a mere comment and is likely to trigger replies/discussion about it.
there are no reservations yet.
(but i guess there’ll be a lot by tomorrow)

(h-llo everyone!)
(what’s up?)

both bob and alice “did a groentjuh” above

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