Grog Flog
after a long night of heavy drinking, you do a m-ssive grog bog and once that stench hits you, you projectile vomit everywhere and somehow end up using that as lubricant for a violet flog.
hey dude, guess what! i totally had a grog flog last night, i’m still picking out the chunks!
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