grogoch
grogochs were originally half human, half-fairy aborigines who came from kintyre in scotland to settle in ireland. resembling a very small elderly man, though covered in co-rs-, dense reddish hair or fur, he wears no clothes, but sports a variety of twigs and dirt from his travels.
he has the power of invisibility and will often only allow certain trusted people to observe him. he will scuttle about in search of young virgins to molest and potentially murder. he has been known to keep his victims heads as trophies and stores them in a jug of cream. (near his bed)
yo b-tch, yo cherry aint been popped so watch out fo da d-mn grogoch for yo head wine up in da bucket o cream
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